tayalldaynyc:

theuppitynegras:

world history

In one sentence

tayalldaynyc:

theuppitynegras:

world history

In one sentence

eitaroo:

Fun from 4chan.

This is now canon.

All hail our Fletchling overlords.

Don’t hate the players, hate the Game.

Don’t hate the players, hate the Game.

aviarei:

I think the last time Wayward Vagabond saw John (in his timeline) was when John died on his quest bed? For some reason I think WV would be shocked to see him alive haha

Hey! You have a wonderful blog. I was looking thru blogs I follow to see in whom I could confide, and I picked you. Sorry if this is weird. So last night I had my first (explicit) sexual encounter in which my male friend (apparently now with benefits) ate me out and it was great, but then afterward he wanted me to return the favor and I couldn't bring myself to do it. When I actually tried, I started crying & he apologized for pressuring me & cried too. I feel awful because I was a tease :(
Anonymous

Weird? Well, it is definitely out of the ordinary.  Not exactly what I expected when I opened tumblr today.  But you came to me with your problem and I feel most inclined to help you. Rather I’ll actually be any help is another matter entirely.   
Firstly, don’t feel awful about it.  If you feel awful about it you will dwell on it, only making it worse in the future. You didn’t do anything wrong even if it feels like you did.  
Secondly, being that it was your first sexual encounter you need to understand that for most people, their first time is also really awkward as well as new and exciting.  It’s just one of those things that honestly takes practice before you get used to it.  Should you decide to do something like this again all I can recommend is take it slow and keep it verbal. You don’t know what he likes, and vice versa, so communication will be important.
Thirdly, I want you to ask yourself how comfortable you are with this male friend of yours and your new found benefits situation.  I’m not saying he’s a bad guy or you shouldn’t be doing this, what I am saying is does it feel right to you?  Maybe it would be less awkward if you were in a relationship with him instead of just friends? Or maybe you would just feel more comfortable doing this kind of thing with somebody else?  I can’t answer those questions for you, but you can. 

Well, whatever happens, I hope for nothing but the best for you.  If you wanna talk more you know where to find me.

kingandrogyny:

eridanimports:

kingandrogyny:

eridanimports:

deathwindchimes:

The Silent Banshee this FRICCIN CONTRADICTS IT’S SELF I’M GONNA POO POO

At least it sounds cool!  You didn’t end up with Soul Waffle!

and now i’m tacking on Soul Waffle to your already long as fuck name in my contacts
also that is a very horrible attempt at trying to get rid of a watermark why would you even do that

Ask OP, I’m sure he has a great excuse.

da fuq i thought you were going to bed

I was but then…I went tumbling….really I only have myself to blame.

kingandrogyny:

eridanimports:

kingandrogyny:

eridanimports:

deathwindchimes:

The Silent Banshee this FRICCIN CONTRADICTS IT’S SELF I’M GONNA POO POO

At least it sounds cool!  You didn’t end up with Soul Waffle!

and now i’m tacking on Soul Waffle to your already long as fuck name in my contacts

also that is a very horrible attempt at trying to get rid of a watermark why would you even do that

Ask OP, I’m sure he has a great excuse.

da fuq i thought you were going to bed

I was but then…I went tumbling….really I only have myself to blame.

kingandrogyny:

eridanimports:

deathwindchimes:

The Silent Banshee this FRICCIN CONTRADICTS IT’S SELF I’M GONNA POO POO

At least it sounds cool!  You didn’t end up with Soul Waffle!

and now i’m tacking on Soul Waffle to your already long as fuck name in my contacts
also that is a very horrible attempt at trying to get rid of a watermark why would you even do that

Ask OP, I’m sure he has a great excuse.

kingandrogyny:

eridanimports:

deathwindchimes:

The Silent Banshee this FRICCIN CONTRADICTS IT’S SELF I’M GONNA POO POO

At least it sounds cool!  You didn’t end up with Soul Waffle!

and now i’m tacking on Soul Waffle to your already long as fuck name in my contacts

also that is a very horrible attempt at trying to get rid of a watermark why would you even do that

Ask OP, I’m sure he has a great excuse.

seductivedemons:

theewhiteerabbitt:

bloodeagles:

cyanidewhore:

sociopath-red-pheasant:

rogueabdl:

his-blithe-handmaid:

husbandsir:

Jesus woman! Get around the corner! 

Go on baby girl! Get ‘im!

Id quit playing my game for sure!

You look beautiful, don’t be shy!

Omg, she is so precious.

This hurts my heart.  I love this, go for it!  oh god a cartoon has ruined my life.

i love this

is it just me or is that shaggy playing games

Wait, if that’s Shaggy then is that girl…Velma?

seductivedemons:

theewhiteerabbitt:

bloodeagles:

cyanidewhore:

sociopath-red-pheasant:

rogueabdl:

his-blithe-handmaid:

husbandsir:

Jesus woman! Get around the corner! 

Go on baby girl! Get ‘im!

Id quit playing my game for sure!

You look beautiful, don’t be shy!

Omg, she is so precious.

This hurts my heart.  I love this, go for it!  oh god a cartoon has ruined my life.

i love this

is it just me or is that shaggy playing games

Wait, if that’s Shaggy then is that girl…Velma?

godheadless:

pictures from shutocon!  i had a wonderful experience there and spent time with such lovely people <3 john is a lot of fun to cosplay, i hope i can wear his outfit again soon!

john egbert || photographer